Сalm down Eminem

[Intro: Busta Rhymes]
Turn my mic up
Turn my mic up

[Hook: Busta Rhymes]
(Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down nig*a
(Steady on the left) Ayo, calm down nig*a
(Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down nig*a
(Steady on the left) Fuck it, blackout ni*gas!
Oh my Lord

[Verse 1: Busta Rhymes]
Lower the casket down
Sprinkle the ash, you’ll get your a*s kicked, pow!
Frown while I sh*t on your crown, skip town
Ground zero appear on the king cash cow

Do I make 'em say 'Wow!', strip, ow, bow
I sit with the pound, click, pow
Blow, click, click, pow, click, pow
Stop traffic dropping them classics, flip now

B*tches I’m making them skip with thou
Art, you don’t really want start when I growl
(rawr, rawr, rawr) let me come and mop up the knock offs
When I pop off I never stop, cause

When we do come through, you better lock doors (PAUSE)
The wolves wanna eat, be by they lockjaws
No need to cook up the coke, you see me chop raw
And if you ain’t have enough

What in the fat fishes of a phenomenal Fahrvergnugen
F*ck is going on? Back with the beat and the raps is callous
Bang on another song, I’mma have these niggas nervous
And clipping they nails and dribbling in wetness

And nibble them like sunflower seed shell
See these skills got my weight up heavy like three whales
And I sh*t on Ishmaels ‘til they’re stinkin' foul and my weed smell
Ni*ga your tree fell

See how they Twitter, Facebook and Instagramming or email
Talking, I’m sick and I got them shook
And I bang em at retail until they cripple
See I cook like I’m slanging a weed sale

And I triple gram and whoop ‘em and drag 'em like females (gasp)
Oh see well, these niggas already know
The way that I fuck shit up, minus the details
The case is shut, your bitch remind me of my replacement

But kind of an ancient slut
It's going down like she was a basement f*ck
Swell up this sh*t like I’m sticking sticks in their gut
So gracefully, ungraciously, I painfully wake ni*gas up

Ragdolling these nig*as and attack them like apes in the cut
I’m waiting for the taking
While I break nig*as neck like a bracelet, f*ck

It’s kinda like me having a case in the truck and drinking ‘til
I’m Blasted around and racing (crunk) keeping 'em over
And blackening until I’m leaving ‘em stuck
I got ‘em happier than a child in a park chasing a duck

When I’m chasing a buck it’s funny, nig*as be chasing they luck
I be lacing them up like boots
When I’m pushing they face in the mud (ahh)
Missiles I fling while I spit live wire

‘Til this sh*t circling back around
With more fire for me to melt the break's surface
And back the sound
While I light up shit that I toss

I quit worshiping Gods, look around
Exerting, the sh*t splatters click painful that’ll make ‘em scatter
Shameful the way I shatter, should have parted the matter (rip)
Your head up off your shoulders

With bullets bigger than a boulder
Break ‘em and they know that it’s a classic
And the way it’s going you could easily get your ass kicked
See, me and Shady together we’re crazy

Like baking a bomb and a rabies cake like a pastry b*tch
(We're that sick?)
Cause I come from Haiti, I’m suggesting you pay me
Don’t make me wanna spazz (Alalala)

Like I’m a crazy Israeli, bastards
While I bite the beat up and I'm starting to heat up
I’m chopping your foot off now it’s mine
And I’m putting my feet up

Back to the hood and off to the whylin’
I’m hoping you protect your child
And I been blacking out so long
Niggas is asking if the hook has died, naw
But the beat is fried!

[Hook: Busta Rhymes]
(Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down nig*a
(Steady on the left) Ayo, calm down nig*a
(Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down nig*a
(Steady on the left) Fuck it, blackout ni*gas!
Oh my Lord

[Verse 2: Eminem]
There's a light contagiousness to this tirade
It just might make you sick
So irate with this my brain is just like a f*cking fried egg
Is my mind scrambled? (Cause I'm lit) narrow minded

But go through such a wide range of this emotion
That my rage has gotta squeeze through it sideways
I just pulled up in Clive Davis' driveway
With his personal memoir saying he's bi

Waving a nine, a picket sign, egging his ride
Making him cry "rape" then arrive naked
And drive straight through the gay pride parade yay
Yippee-Ki-Yay, cause here I

Wait, did the world just pee on my leg?
And should I take it as a sign? Maybe to take 'em back into times (Shady)
Stuck out like a sore thumb, so I gave em the finger
To take the attention away from my stinking face it was bringing

Changed the whole complexion of the game
But just in case you was thinking
An inkling of replacing the kingpin
You're crazy, you're wasting your ink then

So if this is any indication of what you may be facing
You better make a distinction cause you fake imitations
Are leaving a bad taste, f*ck making a bad impression
That's the worst impersonation I've ever seen and

Who raps nasally, eyes hazelly, rhymes crazily
But sounds like he may need some flow, nasally speaking?
What kind of stupid question is that?
Hey Mrs. Abraham Lincoln
Other than your husband's f*cking brains that were leaking

How'd you think that play was this weekend?
You ain't the real Slim Shady, sit your a*s down faggot
See me on a ballot? I'm running for class clown
Rich Democrat, bitch, so I'm just a candidate
To come fuck up the whole party

Me and Flipmode starting a campaign
To have every campus on a f*cking rampage
Act my goddamn age? I am eight, so let's get smashed
And wake up the next day with the room trashed, covered in Band-Aids

Glass ashtray smashed, champagne splashed on the lampshades
But this ain't up for debate, this is undebatable
Shady for president, ho
Don't make me go take it back to the days of old

Where Sway & Tech radio when I was taking so much NoDoz and LSD
I almost fell asleep on the wake up show
Fuck you telling me, fools? I was living shock
Raising hell up in jews when Penelope Cruz was still developing boobs

Me and Bus put it down like a sick pet
You're fucking with vets dawg, f*cking internet bloggers
"I sit in front of my computer all day and comment on
Everything, I'm an expert on everything, everything sucks, play the next song"

Guess if I hopped out your freaking laptop, you idiot prick
With Biggie and kicked the living shit out you, I'd be dead wrong
Son of God I'm not soft like a wet log, pores never get clogged
I'm so full of self-esteem that I sweat fog

Yes, yes y’all, steady on the left, y’all
Step off or you get stepped on soft
Bout as commercial as my f*cking Learjet
Jealously’ll get you as green as a Chia Pet

I can see that you’re visibly upset, dawg
Alert, alert, girl, alert
Once you enter in my house of pain, you're in a world of hurt, so
Jump around, jump, jump, get that as* shaking

Jump around, jump, came to hit you with a fan favorite
But if you too fly for coach better get them arms and freaking hands flailing
Jump like Van Halen, and pray for a damn tailwind
More afraid of success than I am of failure

So what does that tell ya?
That on a grand scale I don’t give a f*ck about nothing
Like Stan mailing his last piece of fan mail
Before he ran straight into the damn railing

[Outro]
Chill, man, chill